Frittered Away My Winters

There were a lot of cold winter months in Michigan and I never once passed the time by standing on my hands or juggling vases. Although I did throw a lot of snowballs at innocent passersby and regularly skated on thin ice.

I should have practiced the ancient art form of acrobatics. That way, I could be performing in Branson with the Acrobats of China featuring the New Shanghai Circus. Oh well, I'll always have those chilly memories.