Po-Boys' Dinner

So I used my first Groupon tonight. Paid $5 for what I thought would be $35 worth of N'awlins tastiness at the French Quarter Bar & Grill in Pompano Beach, Florida. My son ordered the cajun trio. I had the jambalaya. The trio was an unappetizing amalgamation of creole shrimp, jambalaya and crawfish etouffee — at least that's what the menu said was in there. The jambalaya was a heaping plate of overly al dente spaghetti with four pieces of sausage and three minuscule slices of chicken. Luckily, our meal did include cornbread as a lagniappe.

My Groupon deal was Big. But our meals were not at all Easy to enjoy.