The Heat Was On

Heat exhaustion. Sunstroke. Sunny side up. Whatever you call it, I had it. (My reward for 10 hours in the sun.) But I didn't let my lethargic stooper prevent me from getting in the car and heading to McDonald's for some large fries covered with five packets of salt. I chased that deep-fried goodness with a bag of popcorn, coconut and jalapeno flavored Jelly Belly beans. I'm sure that's what the doctor would have recommended. Made me feel better.