Ain't No Good Life

C'mon, lawn seats? I was the 9th caller. I beat out every other person trying to get their hands on Lynyrd Skynyrd tickets. I should at least be sitting close enough to the stage to see Johnny Van Zant's pores. On second thought, I don't want to see that. But I do want to sit in the pavilion — gimme three steps and I can probably sneak in from the grassy knoll. Just don't ask me no questions if I get caught. I deserve to be there anyway!

Free Bird Flying into West Palm Beach

Southern rockers Lynyrd Skynyrd are bringing some good ol' swamp music to the Cruzan Amphitheatre in West Palm Beach, Florida on June 6. I'm a simple man, but I need trendy vacations. So gimme three steps and a car ride down to Miami and I'll be at Bluegreen's Solara Surfside resort soaking up everything South Beach has to offer.