I Dig Dive Restaurants

If you're like me, then you appreciate the seedy atmosphere of dive restaurants. And I'm not just talking about crumbs on the floor. I mean the REAL dives! The ones that require a tetanus shot before entering. I want to feel the grease from the kitchen lingering in the air — then congealing on my skin. I want the pages of the menus to be stuck together. And the waitresses had better be way past their prime but dress like they're still hotties. No low-carb selections either. In Florida, you can find some pretty good seafood dives to dive into.

I'm gonna suck on a lemon before I order — just in case scurvy is the Special of the Day!