Acting My Age

So I turned *bleep bleep* years young yesterday and I can honestly say it was by far one of my best birthday celebrations. It had everything: laughs, food, frivolity, free parking, sand, sunsets, shivers, decadent indulgences, hotel lobbies, water (salt, tap and sparkling), something old, something new, something borrowed and something blue. There was also a washed up tuna carcass and band with a lead singer whose voice was more offensive than the stench coming from that maggot-infested fish. I even misplaced my car and had a few close encounters with oncoming traffic. Believe it or not, there were no drinks involved. Now that's happy.