Saturday, May 1, 2010

Another Birthday — Bring on the Gifts!

Ah, May. The month yours truly was born. I'm posting this valuable information only because I want gifts. Please consider any of the following: bowling balls, weed killer, drums, wooden nickels, 400mm f/2.8 camera lenses, fabric softener, heavy metal CDs, broken G strings, truffles, a framed poster of Farrah Fawcett wearing that burnt orange swimsuit, empty quarter rolls, videos of ice skaters falling during their routines, insults and ...

If anyone has ... please deliver it personally on the 25th!

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