The Smell of Vacation is in the Air

One of my favorite parts of going on a Bluegreen vacation is traveling to places where the people really get into character. The sites, the sounds, the smells ... actually, I could do without the smells. You people don't need to get THAT into character. (This is the 21st Century — you can bathe more than twice a year!) Last time I checked the supermarket aisles and shelves in these towns of yesteryear were full of soap and deodorant. Please, lather up and douse yourself with something that combats sweat and masks that malodorous authenticity. I don't want your funk to be a lingering part of my vacation memories!