Guilty Pleasures

Have to admit, I like:

• The sound of dishes breaking in a restaurant
• Tongue-tied keynote speakers
• Jugglers who drop the ball
• Rain on parades
• Double bogeys at Augusta
• Melting ice sculptures
• A two out, two-strike homer in the 9th inning of a no hitter
• Nervous substitute teachers
• Eroding sandcastles

But don't think badly of me ...