Acting Squirrely

I didn't play the lotto tonight because I just came up with a million dollar idea: squirrel benches. I'm going to use my master carpentry skills to build these ravenous rodents a place to sit while they gnaw on corn cobs skewered to the front of the bench. Nail to your favorite tree (maple, birch, elm and oak all work well) and you're ready for dinner guests. As they say, if you build it, they will come. I must be nuts!